i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself” I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever
"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner